Angry black woman: Are you sayin' the Democratic Party don't
care about the African-American community?
2 Bill Feldman: You know something?
We had a next-door neighbor who would lose her mind from
time to time. What was weird when she got like that was
this: she could only speak in song lyrics.
3 Bullworth: A part of my campaign?
Now that just sounds insane!
4 Bullworth: All we need is
a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative
racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin'
everybody 'til they're all the same color.
5 Bullworth: Have a drink,
Murphy. Live your life.
6 Bullworth: I bet Murphy put
something bad about Farrakhan in here for you!
7 Bullworth: I mean - come
on! You can have a Billion Man March! If you don't put down
that malt liquor and chicken wings, and get behind someone
other than a running back who stabs his wife, you're NEVER
gonna get rid of somebody like me!
8 Bullworth: I was, uh, hoping
9 Bullworth: Isn't that OBVIOUS?
You got half your kids are out of work and the other half
are in jail. Do you see ANY Democrat doing anything about
it? Certainly not me! So what're you gonna do, vote Republican?
Come on! Come on, you're not gonna vote Republican! Let's
call a spade a spade!
10 Bullworth: Murphy, Feldman,
you're lookin' pretty beat / I thought you might feel better
with some ribs to eat / Eat 'em, gentlemen, you'll think
they're really fine / And if you want a couple more you
can get 'em anytime!
11 Bullworth: My guys are not
stupid. They always put the big Jews on my schedule. You're
mostly Jews, right? Three out of four of you?
12 Bullworth: What is it exactly
you're concerned about, Murphy?
13 Bullworth: Would you prefer
14 Bullworth: Yeah, yeah /
You can call it single-payer or Canadian way / Only socialized
medicine will ever save the day! Come on now, lemme hear
that dirty word - SOCIALISM!
15 Bullworth: Yo, everybody
gonna get sick someday / But nobody knows how they gonna
pay / Health care, managed care, HMOs / Ain't gonna work,
no sir, not those / 'Cause the thing that's the
same in every one of these / Is these motherfuckers there,
the insurance companies!
16 Bullworth: Yo. Yo,
yo, yo to you.
17 Bullworth: You know, there's
a lesson here, which is never try to make life or death
decisions when you're feeling suicidal.
18 Bullworth: [stoned] Is YOU
a real nigger?
19 Cheryl and Tanya: Insurance!
20 Darnell: I say, you ain't
no real nigger, IS you?
21 Darnell: You callin' me
nigger, motherfucka? Don't call me a NIGGER, moth'fucka!
22 Debate Producer: Just between
us, Senator, do you think it's advisable to schedule campaign
stops with industry leaders when you have such a low opinion
of their product?
23 Dennis Murphy: I am incredibly
24 Dennis Murphy: I'm concerned
that you stood up in front of three hundred people in a
black church and told them that they were not a factor and
never would be as long as we remain in the pocket of the
insurance lobby! I'm concerned that you went to a fundraiser
in Beverly Hills and told various leaders of the entertainment
industry that they make a lousy product, and since many
of them also happen to be Jewish, you decided the PRUDENT
thing to do would be to MOCK their Jewish paranoia! I'm
concerned that we are in an after-hours club in Compton
on the eve of the most important event of the campaign swing,
where God knows how much illegal activity is taking place
and YOU are SMOKING MARIJUANA! Now, Senator - I work for
you. You call the shots. But I will be able to do my job
so much better if you will just simply tell me ... what
is this new strategy? Just tell me a little bit!
25 L.D.: I'm giving them entry-level
positions into the only growth-sector occupation that's
truly open to them right now. That's the substance supply
industry. They gonna run this shit someday. They gonna have
the whole empire. Man, y'all don't give a fuck about it.
You greedy-ass politicians. That's what you tell me every
time that y'all vote to cut them school programs; every
time y'all vote to cut them funds to the job programs. What
the fuck; how a... how a young man gonna take care of his
financial responsibilities workin' at motherfuckin' Burger
King? He ain't. He ain't, and please don't even start with
the school shit. They ain't no education goin' on up in
that motherfucker. 'Cause y'all motherfuckin' politicians
done fucked the shit up. So what they gonna do? What's a
young man supposed to do then, right? What's he gonna do?
He gonna come to me, that's what he's gonna do. Why? 'Cause
I'm a businessman, and as a businessman, you gotta limit
your liabilities. And that's what these shorties offer me:
limited liabilities; because of their limited vulnerability
to legal sanctions, man. It's the same fuckin' thing in
politics, Dog. You find an edge, you gotta exploit that
shit. That's why y'all sent all them motherfuckin' teenagers
to Iraq. Die over some motherfuckin' oil money. Send the
motherfuckin' CIA up in the 'hood with all the fuckin yayos.
Slangin' in the hood man. It's the same shit in politics.
26 Mimi: Can you play back
that crispy crab cakes remark again?
27 Mimi: Fred, when you say
"by the book" - WHAT book would that be?
28 Mimi: Now - would we be
eligible for an Emmy, or a Peabody?
29 Nina: ...Yo.
30 Nina: Later.
31 Reporter: Senator, do you
plan to make rap a regular part of your campaign?
32 [After watching Bulworth
lose it on TV]
33 [brandishes speech]
34 [Bulworth exhales smoke
into Murphy's face.]
35 [Feldman and Murphy are
concerned about Bulworth's rapping]
36 [Loud, angry booing]
37 [Mimi has just seen Bulworth
badmouth a black congregation]